Q. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
A. It never eats.
Q. How can you tell the President in two letters, that you dislike him?
A. Write to him twice.
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
A. Take away their seats.
Q. What did the cannibal say when he came upon a sleeping missionary.
A. Ah! Breakfast in bed!
Q. What is broken every time you say its name?
Q. What do you get when you steal a calendar?
A. Thirty days.