Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Kentucky and Ohio Rednecks Fishing

There was a Kentucky redneck and a buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!"

"Aight, tell ya what, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yelled back.

The buckeye replied, "Haint no way buddy. I know, you think I'm a fool! When I get halfway cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"

1 comment:

Crystal said...

KY is so mis-represented! Or at least those of us from the more populated Northern KY are! : ) Cute blog! Thanks for stopping by mine. I'm following you now too.