Sunday, November 1, 2009

Lady Goes To Doctor

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband asked, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

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