Saturday, December 19, 2009

Christmas Songs for Shrinks



Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear


Multiple Personality - We Three Queens Disoriented Are!

Narcissism - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

Paranoia - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Me

Mania - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town

Depression - Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!

Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock

Suicidal - Thoughts of Roasting On an Open Fire

Passive Aggressive - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away)

2 comments:

Midday Escapades said...

This one really got me: Narcissism - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

LOL. period.

Balu said...

good imagination