Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Signs You're Getting 'Too Old To Drive

  1. It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.
  2. When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something.
  3. It scares you to drive the speed limit.
  4. The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.
  5. You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.
  6. You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying glass for the windshield.
  7. Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
  8. Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.

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