Monday, December 7, 2009

Welfare Worker

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."


mellisarock said...

Oh I needed that!! Stopping by from Midday Escapades Meet and Greet! Thanks for the laugh!! Surprise!!

TheEclecticElement said...

Ha! That's a good one. Although I would be afraid the guy would pop me one when he found out the job was fake. Lol

Just stopped by from Midday Escapades to say SURPRISE!!