Kentucky and Ohio Rednecks Fishing

There was a Kentucky redneck and a buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!"


"Aight, tell ya what, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yelled back.

The buckeye replied, "Haint no way buddy. I know, you think I'm a fool! When I get halfway cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"

Two Blondes Fishing

Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the second one to mark the spot so when they came back they will be able to find it again. On the way home, the first one asked, "How did you mark that spot?"

The reply was, "I put an X on the bottom of the boat."

To that, the first blond said, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat next time?"