Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school; did you manage to live a well planned life?"
"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire, my second marriage was to an actor, my third marriage was to a preacher, and now I'm married to a mortician."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!"