"Medicine only works if it's cherry flavored."
-- Elissa, 9
"Good food always comes with a toy."
-- Ryan, 6
"Just because your dog drinks from the toilet, doesn't mean you should."
-- Juaquim, 7
"Don't dry the dog in the microwave."
-- Brittany, 5
"If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy."
-- Daniel, 7
"You can't eat soup with a fork."
-- Mel, 4
"Don't pick your nose when you're fingerpainting."
--Xiang, 8
"Never ask mom when she's going to go on a diet."
--Bob, 11